My brain just started mapping out Seymour/Audrey II slash[1]. Using a combo of the lead-in to the Audrey and Audrey II song and the lead-in to Mushnik and Son.
I don't write fiction because I'm terribly bad at plot. Not in the "Plot? What plot?" sense, but just in the sense of someone who's forgotten that things have to happen in stories. Ever. I cannot write this story. Yet I desperately want to read it.
[1] I am seriously unsure of Audrey II's gender[2], but in my universe the Mean Green Mother song isn't canon and the "find the deepest bass you have and tell him to sing with Intent" tradition is. I think I can safely call the concept slashy, though.
[2] Oh wow, does the story get interesting if you change anyone else's gender. I want the Dentist to be a woman so badly now.
I don't write fiction because I'm terribly bad at plot. Not in the "Plot? What plot?" sense, but just in the sense of someone who's forgotten that things have to happen in stories. Ever. I cannot write this story. Yet I desperately want to read it.
[1] I am seriously unsure of Audrey II's gender[2], but in my universe the Mean Green Mother song isn't canon and the "find the deepest bass you have and tell him to sing with Intent" tradition is. I think I can safely call the concept slashy, though.
[2] Oh wow, does the story get interesting if you change anyone else's gender. I want the Dentist to be a woman so badly now.