funny how I can always get the conversational drop on the people in my head

[malka]

This conversation happened in my head this weekend. I love it, but I have no direct use for it. Free to a good home.

Protagonist (as part of an ongoing conversation): I feel hurt and upset by [topic of conversation].
Annoying person: Citation needed.
Protagonist, promptly: Personal conversation with [Protagonist], July 15th 2012.